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Monday, February 25, 2008

I thought modern day gangsters were a bunch of stupid idiots for making some bad decisions in life. Being poor carbon copies of once venerable figures. Well now i think Muslim extremists are a bunch of donkheads. I'm sure the whole world knew about a story sometime back where a Danish cartoonist drew a FUNNY picture of Prophet Muhammad. Hey it's a joke , no big deal BUT NO some dudes who stayed in the cave too long decided to make a big hassle about it. They even threathened to kill the poor cartoonist but thank God jesus tipped off the guys back in Denmark. Now , guess what the Palestinians are up to ? . . .


Palestinian Militants Fire Qassam Rockets into Israel as a Punisment for The Danish Cartoons

Six rockets fired at western Negev since Sunday morning. After siege on Gaza and targeted killings, this time Qassams fired 'in response to Muhammad caricatures published in Denmark'


After the siege imposed on the Gaza Strip and the targeted killings, the Palestinian organizations have found a new reason for firing Qassam rockets on southern Israel: Cartoons published in Denmark denouncing Prophet Muhammad.


Six Qassams were fired from the northern Gaza Strip towards the western Negev since Sunday morning. All the rockets landed in open areas, without causing injuries or damage.


The Salah al-Din Brigades, the Popular Resistance Committees' military wing, claimed responsibility for firing the rockets. The organization's spokesman, Muhammad Abed al-Aal, told Ynet that the firing operation, dubbed "the lines of fire", was a response to the "crimes of the Israeli occupation against the Palestinians," but also "in response to the cartoons published in Denmark degrading the memory of Prophet Muhammad.


"The Palestinian resistance has committed to respond to the cartoons, and this is our initial response," he added.


Asked why the residents of Sderot and the Negev should pay the price for cartoons published in Denmark, Abed al-Aal responded, "The Jews have also hurt Islam and have also hurt the Koran in their prisons, as part of the plot to harm Islam and the memory and status of Prophet Muhammad.


"The Palestinian resistance will not let Israel's crimes and the smearing of Islam's symbols go unanswered," he said.


Addressing Sderot Mayor Eli Moyal's willingness to reach a ceasefire with Hamas, Abed al-Aal said that the only way for the residents of southern Israel to feel safe is to leave their houses and the entire area.


"We won't give them peace and security as long as they fail to stand up against their government and its aggressiveness, as long as one Palestinian child is suffering, and as long as there is one Zionist soldier on the land of Palestine," he said.


Denmark's five major daily newspapers republished on Wednesday one of the 12 drawings of the Prophet Muhammad which angered Muslims around the world, as a protest against a plot to murder one of the cartoonists.


Source:http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7...510605,00.html


OK i'll break it down. An independant European cartoonist drew a funny picture of your beloved prophet ? You couldn't understand the LOL in it so you decided to fire Qassams at your neighbour coz' you just don't like them ? Your neighbour didn't do anything to you except maybe tease your kids or so ?


This is beyond stupidity. This is madness. It just proves that extremists have poor justifications for their actions and they'll do whatever it takes just to get a punch at them Zionist dudes. I'm not a pro-Israeli person but c'mon man just because some cartoonist did his job and you punish the people closest to you instead. Get a life. Get some proper education man. Extremists are the living proof why education is a necessity as it helps develop your mind by stimulating it with up-to-date research and theories. Reading the Quran ain't gonna teach them everything they need to survive. Plus it's like a million years old and i find half the contents in there are irrelevant to todays society. I bet they don't even understand what's inside the Koran coz' they're fucking illiterate.

But i suppose by doing so, the extremists are indirectly saying ' We need Western occupation in the Middle East'. Well i'll support that. Capitalism helps relinquish poverty and unemployment. Plus you'll get MTV and Starbucks. Then we can go shopping for clothes instead of handouts by the UN.





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K-Fatty -9:19 AM-

Saturday, February 23, 2008

Justin Timberlake loves saying GOD DAYUMMMM ! in his songs. Noticed that. MJ loves to scream HEEHEEEEEH. Barry Gibb from the famous trio Bee Gees sings like a woman all the time. How do they do it ?





Well i've thought about it and they all share one thing in common . . .





Notice that in their videos or performance, they often hold or close off their groins? MJ holds it like a million times in all his dances. JT's version was obvious during the Lovedstone videoclip although it takes quite a stare to make it out. Barry Gibb puts his guitar over it. The result is a high pitched voice that scores all the chicks and guys just idolize them. Quite good heh ? I guess playing around or vibrating your nutsack actually affects the way you communicate. I guess there's some logic to it seeing how our nutsacks actually control the hormone levels in our bodies. Deprive the supply of hormones and you get a female voice. Let it all out and you'll be a rockstar. Maybe some medical dudes can look this up.



Balls


Either way, it feels great knowing God gave men a multipurpose nutsack. It's like a natural termometer when you're sick, keeps us balanced when we walk or playing a role as a natural gyroscope, and the newest . . . a natural guitar pedal. Don't you just love nuts ?

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K-Fatty -8:14 AM-

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

To all the people i know. To those who don't , just check out my pictures on my Friendster or uber cool Facebook account. Do i look like a Malay to you ? Do i speak in any way which might trigger the thought that i'm Malay ? Well i'm not. But i'm not Chinese either. I'm of Western and Asian descent. Though not directly but the gene pool doesn't lie.





I went to the photoshop to get a few passport sized pictures for my HELP Uni application. Then the Chinese lady said 'Mau apa?'. Well to set things straight, i answered her in English saying i want to a few passport sized photos of meself ? Then she proceded to say 'Masuk dalam bilik'. OK I guess she just felt like talking Malay. While taking the photo, she continued speaking to me by saying 'Gambar siap esok pukul 5.' OK enough with the Malay, i felt offended she kept answering me in Malay when i answered her in perfect English. Then towards the counter, 'Empat keping ya? Sepuyuh ringgit'. Sepuyuh . . . . Sepuyuh. 10 pigeons ? Doncha' just love it when Chinese people speak broken Malay. Sounds like Wookie language.





Well i haven't been in the sun and already someone's thinking i'm Malay. I think i can join the Police and maybe be part of a task force to infiltrate Malay gangs. They won't even know i'm there. All i need is a bike.





Anyway happy 19th birthday to one fine bitch named Michael Chua. Woohooo group hug !!!


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K-Fatty -8:49 AM-

Monday, February 18, 2008



Nothing beats hitting the gym after a full recovery of your muscles. There's just no way to explain the satisfaction you get when your muscles harden and shape up after pumping a 100++ repetitions of iron. I'm no musclehead but maybe the testosterone pumping screws up my head.

After attending the gym for so long, i've come to notice that it's not only a spot for breaking a sweat but also a huge vainpot hideaway. Hear this. It's the only place where you can publicly see guys actually flex their 'muscles' in front of the mirror. It's like they'll do 3 sets of any workout and spend like half an hour in front of the mirror checking themselves out. I've gotta admit, i do look at my muscles but not for half an hour. Then also i'll do it in private. I think these dudes need a lesson in biology coz' muscles don't grow in a minute or two and it takes months/years of hardwork to get a lean body. Some dudes actually think they'll get an Brad Pitt body with just bicep curls and bench presses. Too bad they fail to see the need to shed the excess fat. So the gym is accustom to 'abominations' that walk around with huge arms and FUCKING huge bellies. Talk about Humpty Dumty.



The ideal shape

You know what i mean by Abomination?



I've always abided to some rules while attending the gym. One of it is not to wear body hugging or sleeveless t-shirts unless you've got something to show off. I've got nothing to show YET so i'm always in perfectly-fine-fitting t-shirts. For some of the ignorant ones at the gym, it's a whole different story. You'll see guys who openly show their flabby tattooed arms. Yea that's very intimidating alrite. You can scare a lion with that. Then you'll have the Fat Bobs with Z sized cups showing it all. The peculiar thing is that these dudes make it seem like they're all into working out but they carry extremely light weights and their recovery periods are remarkebly LONG. Some of you may say that starters start out light but which guys sticks to 5kg dumbells for 6 months? I know ladies do that but that's perfectly fine seeing women aren't accustomed to buffed bodies. C'mon man, this show off attitude just ain't working in the gyms. I've got a problem with that so that's why i can always tell an avid chump just woking out to look good from one that's paying to get lucky with the MILF's at the gym. Man the dudes these days.

Oh yeah and when it comes to flexing muscles, i just saw one dude carry about 7.5 kg's doing bicep curls. The dude was like flexing it all away but it only looked like chunks of meat sticking to a bone. Seriously, skinny people shouldn't try flexing it. They only make it look like they're malnourished and the WFP ain't doing its job.


When i saw the dude flexing i was like . . . .




Ah the stories from the gym. Maybe the next time i'll snap a few photos of the strange sights at the gym.

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K-Fatty -8:42 AM-

Wednesday, February 13, 2008



Have you ever done one of those essays in secondary school that sounds like ' kita harus membasmi kegiatan samseng atau buli ' ?I sure did. The common mentality we all had was that gangsters were bad and all they did was beat people up. Correct me if i'm wrong but wouldn't that be the work of a deranged junkie or depressed virgin ? I guess after watching the movie American Gangster, my perception about gangsters shifted quite a lot. I've seen local 'gangsters' but they don't quite hit the spot for a fearless figure in our society.






In the movie, Denzel Washington did a tremendous role in portraying the famous drug kingpin Frank Lucas during the early 70's (disco era). What he portrayed wasn't the typical gold chained, baggy dressed and stick totting muthafucka. Gangsters those times were seen with class and a sense of control of themselves. They'd walk around in flashy suits and act like how every other person on the street acts. The only thing that stands out is the way they project themselves in public that makes people lower their heads. An enlarged ego accompanies them anywhere they go. It's people like this that are feared for their ways. It's the ways they use to get what they want. Steal, kill, cheat, lie. At the same time, they command a great amount of respect for the achievements. I think it's the ways that separate a gangster from a billionaire.





Nothing so scary huh ?

Then again if you look at todays world , or Malaysia to be exact, you see nothing but poor copies of these once revered figures. You get high school kids running around and starting fights over petty things ( the worst i saw was over a girl). People deem themselves gangsters when the most they've ever achieved was NOTHING. No drugs, no firearms but empty words and fake personalities to save what's left of their tiny ego. So the next time some kid comes up to you and asks for your lunch money or food, give him/her a fucking cock punch. There's nothing worth to be scared off on our streets.

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K-Fatty -10:41 AM-

Monday, February 11, 2008

So came one of the many bore sessions i frequently endure as a result of bummerism. So i decided to continue my current read on ' The Rules of The Game' by Neil Strauss. Great book for people like me trying to up my social game with other homo sapiens. It's an even better read for loser (not even a glimmer of hope) guys who can't score a single female companion more or less come up with a great opener.

Then it came to one part which says, 'The world is what you think it is' as quoted from Serge Kahili King. It's the first of seven principles derived in his book entitled 'Mastering Your Inner Self: A Guide to The Huna Way', to help improve a persons take on life. That got me thinking about so many things. Why ain't i good at b-boying no matter how much i train? Why can't i hold eye contact with women? Why don't i have a girlfriend ? Why didn't i get laid ? How did dinosaurs have sex . . .

I thought it was uber cool when i first did it

The answer . . .


Coz' i keep undermining myself from the very beginning. I've always thought that i would never call myself good given the fact that people aren't keen on ego boosting. But perhaps that's been my downfall. The thought of not calling myself a b-boy in front of people until i've reached a certain level ( where i can do airflares and hopping airchairs) tooks its toll. My level of improvement never got up, beats are as hard to hit as they were when i just started. I can still consider myself a starter even after 2 years.

When it comes to women . . . . . . .


Let's just say after a few tries and 'crash & burn' situations, i really shyed away from the game. Add that to one 'memorable' year in college, i'd think twice about going after any female. But as i sit down and think it back, the reason why i burn most of the time goes back to basics . . I just didn't think i'd make it.

So i'm pretty much aware of my situation now. I ain't gonna sit around. I've started going around with all that b-boy attitude ( groin to face ;p) and gettin a lil' prepped for any future game. Maybe in time, you'll see me compete in BOTY or even dating some classy urbanite.


No crash and burn. Just a parachute this time.

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K-Fatty -9:31 AM-

Sunday, February 10, 2008

Don't be fooled by the broken English. It's proven that people more often let their guards down to a being that appears harmless and unseasoned. Ever wondered why Borat gets away with it even after chastising the American anthem ?

I've blogged before and i've stopped and now i'm blogging again. Well seeing that 6 months of holiday for me won't do good for my intellectual side (physical's covered), i've decided to blog again for 'make benefit the glorious mind of mine'. Like the saying goes, the mind is a terrible thing to waste.

Besides, it's the year of the Rat according to the Lunar calendar so it's suppose to be good for the snake.
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I hope . . .

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K-Fatty -8:21 AM-

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