Last Chance to Dance

Death !!!

2009-10-11T09:50:00.000-07:00

In the news. Three individuals involved in the recent post-election protests in Iran were sentenced to death.

TEHRAN, Iran (CNN) -- Three Iranians have been tentatively sentenced to death in connection with post-election protest activities, according to semi-official state media.

Supporters of Iran's opposition set flaming barricades in the street during a protest in June.

The three -- who were identified only by initials -- were accused of contacts with opposition groups, the semi-official ISNA news agency reported Saturday.
The death sentences can be appealed, ISNA reported, quoting Bashiri Rad, director of public relations of the Tehran judiciary.
No other information was released about the three defendants or the charges they faced.
The Iranian government restricts the activity of journalists in Iran, making it difficult for news organizations to independently obtain or confirm information.
Tens of thousands of Iranians took to the streets in protest following the country's contested June 12 presidential election. Incumbent President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad won a second term despite widespread fraud accusations by supporters of opposition candidates.

Dozens of protesters have been tried in the months since. Opposition presidential candidates Mehdi Karrubi and Mir Hossein Moussavi have alleged that those convicted were tortured into confessing, and that some defendants were raped in prison.
Reformist former President Mohammad Khatami condemned "the atrocities committed at certain detention centers, as well as those committed during arrests, which, in some cases, resulted in murder," according to a statement issued by his office in August.
The Iranian government initially denied such accusations. But state media reported in August that authorities had fired and arrested the chief of an Iranian jail that was closed amid allegations of mistreatment of detainees.

http://edition.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/meast/10/11/iran.death.sentences/index.html

Hallelujah. This is what our country is missing out on. To hell with rights anyway considering they're not formally enshrined in the constitution. It'll save us all the trouble of those traffic jams and road blocks if you just euthanize these buggers.

Things to do/get in this lifetime

2009-09-18T02:46:00.000-07:00

*This list is inexhaustible and open to changes.*

- Own a crazy sports car.

- Go skydiving.

- Do a striptease for a crowd of matured women.

- Party in Ibiza for a week during summer.

- Get a mansion only suitable for a drug kingpin or mafia boss.

- Get the lady i can live with and not one i'd wanna kill.

- Start a fight in a pub full of Royal Marines. (If you're interested perhaps we can embark on this in a group)

- Commit a crime.

- Appear on TV and the tabloids.

- Stalk and get stalked by the mythical bigfoot, yeti, orang pendek, yowie, mawas puaka, Nessie, chupacabra, Jersey Devil, Michigan Dogman, Thunder birds, orang minyak, bunyip, pontianak and any creature that fits into cyptozoology.

- Fight in a war.

- Perform charity work for any NGO.

- Join Greenpeace and ram a ship into any Japanese whaling vessels.

- Contribute towards the development of the Malaysian legal system.

- Defend an evil person in court.

- Moon a thousand people from the top of a building.

To Be Added . . .

Epic Win

2009-09-07T22:22:00.000-07:00

So i was on a local forum browsing around when i came upon a thread. The thread starter asked for opinions, when he's impliedly wanting solutions, on what to do when faced with a situation where your girlfriend has a bad habit of complaining about every single thing.

Of course every advice the forummers gave was the simple 'accomodate' her kinda thing. Here's my exact advice posted on the thread . . .

Tell her this . . .

Such a simple and effective advice. Yet it landed me a 3 day ban from the forum. Oh and the same moderator removed my forum signature which was a picture of a black man being chased by a hippo. What the fuck's wrong with that ? Oh and the moderator's a woman . . . Fucking tease . . .

Oh well epic win !! LOLOLOLOLOL

Americans

2009-08-24T13:01:00.000-07:00

Did you know that Americans have a retarded tendency to give things their literal meaning ?

1. White House - Yeah true. With exception to Obama, everyone else in there is WHITE. And has been until Obama dealt a combo breaker.

2. Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) - It was all over the news when FEMA failed to provide essential care and necessities to victims of Hurricane Katrina. Katrina landed in New Orleans which is a city with an African American majority. They claimed poor planning and coordination with their ground elements and the National Guard. Do you actually believe that coming from a country that can run a 9 year war and still keeping their troops well equipped and supplied? Or is it not surprising that this country once practiced a feudal form of apartheid. So isn't it only right that their actual designation be Fuck Everybody Mostly Africans ? Yeap i like that.

3. Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) - It was reported that the CIA secretly funded drug cartels in South America to prolong the so called drug war for the sake of profits earned by American industries dealing with weapons. And that how the drugs ended up on streets all over America, was because they allowed them to. Cocaine In America anyone ?

4. Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) - Ever thought how they failed to find Osama ? C'mon he's a 6ft Arab with a turban on dialysis. How hard can that be ? Just find the shaggy dude going around with a bag and a beeping sound. But noooo he's elusive and he's hiding in Pakistan. Yeah rite. . . Then how can the DC shooters be located in a matter of days ? Or how any African American dude can be found and arrested immediately for buying a gun off the street ? Man , they love Fucking Black Individuals.

Yeap, racism is very much alive and strong. And it's gonna stay that way because everyone get a good laugh out of it. Well only if you're not the one being oppressed.

But personally, i think racism nowadays has become more of a joke. People don't take it seriously anymore because there is just no need to make a big deal outta skin colour. Heck if you're oversensitive then perhaps. Other than that, who gives a damn. Call me a mugblood or chinky eyed tourist and i would just laugh at that. Coz' stereotypes are funny.

Strong

2009-08-23T20:35:00.000-07:00

In this time and age, there is need to be strong.

The world ain't in the feudals ages anymore but it looks like it's heading that way. War, famine, unrest, crime and hardship. All this requires the strength within to wade through it.

Are you strong ?

Strong enough to rise?

Strong enough to endure?

Strong enough to go against the odds

Strong enough to love?

Strong enough to challenge yourself ?

Or are you . . .

Army strong ? LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Killing Ground

2009-08-22T11:51:00.000-07:00

Death . . . .

Is it possible, that if a person dies with so much rage, his/her spirit will live on in this empyrean?

Would the amount of rage, hatred, anticipation, hope, despair and vengence culminate itself into a strong energy that can be felt by the living ?

Can those feelings of the dead be so powerful that it can take over the body of a living person ?

Will the feelings and visions of the dead be felt and seen by the living ?

Can faith offer us and the dead salvation ?

Well, it's something i'd wanna find out. Get your hands on the latest Ultramarine novel, The Killing Ground by Graham McNeil.

Plan B

2009-08-20T20:08:00.000-07:00

So some people have been asking, and also instigating, what would be my back up plan just in case things don't work out this time. I'm one to think of the myriad of possibilities and options open to me.

I was looking around and finally came upon something i think i could fall back on just in case i don't make it for my re-sits this time. Then again i have this feeling i'm gonna make it.

Here's plan B :

Actually i wouldn't mind switching to plan B at all . . .

Science for Women

2009-08-18T13:17:00.000-07:00

I have done it once again. After extensive research, field tests and observations of the proposed subject matter, i have come to a conclusion that would answer the hypothesis set out by the scientific community since mankind first learned about science

All women are insane.

Proof ? Here's your proof :

I deserve a Nobel Peace Prize for this find of the century.

P/s: To all my lady mates alike, don't worry i still think you're all sane . . Or so it seems. :D

Wanna be a lawyer ? Think again . .

2009-06-17T11:13:00.000-07:00

Why does the law prohibit lawyers from having sex with their clients?
So the clients dont have to pay twice for essentially the same service

Why dont snakes bite lawyers?
Ethics

What do you call 800 lawyers in the bottom of the ocean?
A good start

You are in a room with a pedophile, a rapist and a lawyer. You've got a gun with 2 bullets, who do you shoot?
The lawyer, twice

Why don't sharks eat lawyers?
Professional Courtesy

Seriously wtf man !?!? LOLOLOLOLOL

I wish

2009-05-16T10:47:00.000-07:00

Happy birthday to me !!!

No it's not my birthday. But when the time comes, i'll hint to you what you should get for me.

I want an FN SCAR . . Yea it's a pretty interesting toy you can get for any person. What is it ? Well take a look . . .

Get me the one in 7.62. I don't mind it kicking like a mule.

JESUS !!!!

2009-03-05T07:29:00.000-08:00

Holy cows !!! They fucking found Jesus !!! He came back and he's French this time !!!

He plays rugby and he's fucking buffed !!!

He throws babies for a living !!!

And he looks like he eats too much dick in the morning !!

LOL that's just Sebastien Chabal. French national rugby player. He's the boss when it comes to tackling. Don't mind the stereotype i have for any dude with dark coloured long hair and beard. They all look alike. LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Anal

2009-03-04T04:53:00.000-08:00

I was reading up on Homicide and OAPA just now when something got lodged in my head that called for a momentary distraction. Yes exams are kicking in soon.

If you have some free time, go type the words 'riot'/'police'/'protest'/'hindraf'/'perak'/'2girls1cup' on Youtube and check the results. Those are some freaking good entertainment if you need a little break from soft and dovey reality. I don't watch TV these days coz' nothing good is on. So try that change. Watch some of our very own men in uniform smacking their batons at retards who only know throwing allegations of 'police brutality'.

After watching some pretty good ass kicking, i've come to an assumption that the everyday average Malaysian is too sensitive. Check out the videos on the Cheras toll hike protest. If you've noticed, the person who posted the video loves highlighting the scenes where the protesters that were detained got some roughing up by the cops. And there you have it. A smack to the head, a little hair pulling, some chemical laced water, a little pushing with shields and all that tear gas . . . And you call that brutal. Gee open your eyes. If your peaceful protest doesn't get a permit by the police, any meeting is already an illegal assembly and you're committing civil disobidience. When it's illegal, it's unlawful. When it's unlawful, they get a permit to kick your ass coz' you're breaking the law.

Don't hate on the cops. They're doing what the person above them's telling them. Wouldn't any employee do so too ? Be angry at the people pulling the strings.

But i gotta respect what these people are protesting for. I can see a great cause for our future but these guys can do better than just walk on the streets wearing cheap t-shirts and soggy banners. Learn from our friends in Europe. Have a labour strike. Wouldn't there be more pressure on any government to adhere to demands especially if certain sectors are their lifelines ? Any smart government wouldn't listen to their people but then again . . they wouldn't be dumb enough not to adhere to pressure from corporations begging the governtment to give everyone free condoms so they'll go back to work.

Moral of the story is, you don't know what's police brutality til' you've seen Korean cops. Our boys in blue are more like kids playing in a playground compared to these violent kimchi eating muthafuckas. Plus, our so called protests here can't beat the tenacity and violent nature of our Korean counterparts in rioting/protesting. They're so good, i think they were born to rebel.

Enjoy.

This is my moment, this is my time . .

2009-03-03T06:23:00.000-08:00

I've asked myself these questions.

How are your feelings of late ?
Confused, pressured, determined, motivated, assured.

Why do you feel that way ?
Because i've finally want something so much, i can taste it. I know what i want. Yet the challenge is taxing.

What do you want ?
Those grades i need to get my ass to that uni. And that special someone.

Do you really want it ?
Yes.

Do you think you can get it ?
I have faith that it's in my grasp already.

How confident are you ?
Enough to drive me forward with my head up.

Is it in your hands or God's ?
10% of things in life are uncontrolled. The 90% is what you do and the decision you make that ultimately determines the outcome.

Will you work to the end for it ?
As i hold truth, victory or death. No turning back. It's a step forward. And it's a firm step everytime i place my foot down.

Are you ready to deal with the repercussions and responsibilities ?
Whatever comes to me, i'll embrace it for it's always an honor to take a step forward.

What if things don't go your way ?
I have never seen a plan that's been executed 100% as planned. Sure i do expect setbacks and if it comes, i'm ready to accept it and adapt to it.

Do you think what you get will improve who you are ?
I often hunt for things of value. Because they add to my own self-value.

What's your biggest obstacle now ?
Time and myself.

Finally . .

Will you ever regret making these decisions ?
I never regretted anything in my life. =D

Really, it feels good affirming your current goals.

Change

2009-02-16T06:23:00.000-08:00

Lets take a walk down the road.

I can't help but to look back at what i was not so long ago and what i am now. Clearly, i have noticed the changes that have come into place. Thank my surroundings but i'm certain it's more with the decisions i made along the way and the people i've met.

If you had known me back in the day, i was just some ballsy douchebag that do typical guy things like talk about women and mindless stuff, diss other guys but at the end of the day end up with nothing much achieved. All that changed when i embarked on that road to self-improvement. The Stylelife. From then on, i knew i had my life in total control. I understood the ups and downs, the feelings and disappointments that plaue everyone simply because i UNDERSTAND how it worked. Now i see myself as being more confident and witty. It's an ongoing process.

Maybe of late i haven't been feeling like myself. With so many happenings and new doors opened, i sometimes feel aloof. Confused. Scared. Unsure. I consider this one of the few tests on my inner game. It's this feeling that i hate but at the same time welcome. These are those times where my confidence, beliefs and hopes are beaten down by some events that sometimes giving up might just be the best idea. I knew the last time i felt like this, it hit me hard and i ended up as AFC as ever and took some time before coming back up on the Alpha ladder.

But i always keep a smile when the feeling hits me. Know why? Heard of the phrase,'God will never put you through anything you can't handle'. I believe it. Half the time my ass is deep down in the dump and all the time i get myself out of it cleaner than ever. Each time something like this hits me, i know that at the end of it i'm gonna come out harder than i was before. I'm not much of a religious kinda guy but on numerous occasions, i've always kept hope for that big man up there to do something.

Because of what i've been feeling of late, i'm just re-evaluating myself as a whole. To gage on my achievements and see what needs working on. All in the pursuit of self-improvement and happiness.

Lifetstyle

2009-02-05T08:27:00.000-08:00

Since adopting the 'Game' into my life, i have seen some pretty good changes.

For one, i now govern my life with the 3 L's.

Live, Laugh, Love .

It's not complicated at all.

Petrol Bomber !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-02-02T03:39:00.000-08:00

Some people are blessed with loving extended family members. Some are blessed with little rascals running around the house.

I'd often hear my mates saying how adorable and cute their little nephews/nieces are. Then they go on to complain about the brattish behaviour shown by these pre-puberty changelings. I know it's hard dealing with younger relatives. You can't scream at them coz' they scream louder than you. You can't hit them coz' you ain't their parents . . . oh wait they beat their own parents. Fear not as I have come up with a solution courtesy of the British Army.

With this new solution, you don't have to fear toy throwing boys, screaming girls, defecating little babies or bottle throwing pre-schoolers.

We call it riot control but the British call it ' Public Order Demonstration' . . .

Enjoy.

Theory

Practical

'Education is the brainchild for change'

Lycan Love

2009-01-26T10:03:00.000-08:00

I have a new fetish. Nothing you might think about and it's all thanks to the recent Underworld moive. It's so freaking awesome.

Ok here's what i currently find hot . . .

Werewolves and vampires making out . . . .

Awesome ain't it? A beast fucking with an elegant and gentile being. That's like Ying & Yang. Black & White. Water & fire. A nigger and his chicken. I think i can roleplay being a Lycan and someone cna be my vampire.

Heh heh heh . . . What can i say? New Year = New Fetish. LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Changed

2009-01-25T00:13:00.000-08:00

I feel different.

For once i can actually say 'I don't feel the same'. I think it's gotta do with the Lunar New Year and the things going on around me. I reminisce to what i was 6 months back. What i am now is totally different from what i was back then.

It's like turning 20 is already taking it effect on me. My taste, my thoughts, my goals, my confidence, my prepectives, my stance, my views, my judgments, my ego, my affection. All of that just took a 180 degree turn for the better as far as i can see it.

Some people notice it but most don't. I hope it stays that way.

Damn i love growing up.

You're going to hell

2009-01-22T10:58:00.000-08:00

Christianity is the only religion that i know of that likes sending people to hell. Ever had those times where you did something and your good Christian friend came up and said ' You're going to hell'.

'OMG you watched porn! You're going to hell!'

'You didn't buy me that t-shirt, you're going to hell.'

'You said the F word, you're going to hell!'

Well here's a question. Who the hell told you i was going to hell ? LOLOLOLOLOL

So am i going to hell ? ;-p

God Dayummm

2009-01-16T05:06:00.000-08:00

For the first time i've finally seen people bailing on their own teammates. For real, and these are would be lawyers/politicians/activists. If it's one thing i've always ingrained into my head is that i shall never bail on anyone regardless of the odds against me. Although it may seem that the tides are against you but bailing at the last second on the ones standing there doesn't justify any honor or good in doing it. Really somehow i do like the idea of how the Russian commisariat would shoot deserters at the back of the head during WW2. Running away doesn't solve anything.

Fear is only a moments' rush. Sail through it like a worthy seaman and you can conquer anything. The big difference between succesful empires and slaving nations is that one has the guts to go through the wilds and uncertainties of the elements to achieve greater heights. Todays show of fear and retreat is but a mere representation of how much we have declined in self value and dignity. I have nothing but advice of change for these people. If you don't dare to stand against the odds, then you shall never pass a day in this life without struggling.

But these are the kind of people the world throws at us. Perhaps it strikes a balance to weigh the good and bad. I say fuck it and lets get going with what we have.

'Against all odds'

Haha

2009-01-11T07:12:00.001-08:00

It's either one of two things.

I need to fuck according to the Cat.

Or i need a chill pill the size of a hockey puck.

Either way, LOLs away !!

Yo !

2009-01-10T00:26:00.001-08:00

I think i've got the new year blues. I'm feeling like shit. Really like shit. Like watery non-solid shit.

Then again, i think i've got a big chance of fulfilling me new years resolution . . Heh heh heh . .

Fatt's Top 5 MAN Movies of All Time.

2008-12-02T04:22:00.000-08:00

Hey you . . .

Yea you . . .

The guy with a tank in between your groin . . .

Listen . . .

As Dick Masterson once said, ' Having a penis is like having an M1 Abrams. Point it at anything and it gets destroyed.'

I thought that was true. Chauvanism at its greatest !!! Woohooo !!!

Anyway, i think i'd help all you frustrated chumps out there who always bash yourselves on your unworthyness. Some of you deserve it, most of you could just use some guidance. You guys need references as to develop yourselves. You guys need idols and visual proof that MEN can beat the shit out of anything. We're invincible and be glad of that Abrams tank you have laying idle down there. Because you know, that tank is just sleeping but when the need arises, he's gonna be blasting away with that 125mm Smoothbore cannon and 2 coaxial machine guns.

Starting from the bottom is . . .

5.The Bodyguard

Starring Kevin 'I Don't Smile' Costner, Whitney 'Got Beat Up' Houston.

Ever wondered how to be that quiet, mysterious but dependable guy who shows no emotions and can scare a kitty to death? Kevin Costner pulled it off. Then again i must advice you guys not to drop your pants in place of your principles. Bill Clinton did it and look what he got . . . herpes and a Senate Select Committee inquiry.

4. Scarface

Starring Al 'Don't Fuck With Me' Pacino.

Motherfucking loco movie. Fucking proves that motherfuckers who start fucking small can get fucking big. Even if you're a fucking political refugee from fucking socialist Cuba. That's the fucking life. Power, money, drugs, women, people wanting to kill you. Who could fucking ask for more ? Though he got got shot like a motherfucker in the end, he made a motherfucking last stand. That's fucking MANHOOD alright. *This show's full of fuck. So if you're 18 or below, divert yourself to like maybe Fresh Prince of Bel Air or something like that.*

3. 300

Starring Gerard 'SPARTAAAAA' Butler.

Watch the movie to make yourself feel bad about eating that extra nugget or scoop of ice cream. Watch the making to learn how to shed those pound. Those aren't 6 pacs. Those are freaking Spartan pacs. As good as armor. The epitome of male body anatomy, those guys are. Owh yea, perhaps it's also safe to say that those guys are a clear definition of what 'balls' is just as how S.1 of the Sexual Offences Act 2003 defines rape in the UK. Statutorily clear.

2. Saturday Night Fever

Starring John 'Boogie' Travolta.

If you can dance, you can get girls. There was an article some time back that suggests dancing is a form of sexual attraction tool male animals use to lure them females. I say since God made animals thats way, he didn't make us that different. You clubbing chumps should learn a thing or two about dancefloor alpha.

And the all time favourite . . . . .

1. Top Gun

Starring Tom 'Shorty' Cruise

This is THE MOVIE of all time. It's what you need. Maverick's the shit. The aviators and leather jacket could probably be equated to Maverick. He's the exact representation of what an alpha male is. Cocky yet not in an annoying way but in a more respectful manner. How many people can go around boasting 'I'm a naval combat aviator'? The job itself sounds awesome. If you've watched the show, you'll notice how Iceman keeps beating on Maverick coz' of his 'bad ass' flying abilities amongst the naval aviators. Check out how Goose follows him around like a real wingman. Notice how Chester deals him as an equal instead of staying in that trainer trainee level. Finally see how the chicks goes all over him. That's all the sign of a 'leader of men'.

No shit. So what you waiting for ? Go get the DVD's now.

Oh Estoppel . .

2008-12-01T01:31:00.000-08:00

Shit i think i just pulled a tit muscle doing air chairs . . . But damn it feels good.

You know what's the hardest thing all year long? Not inclusive of morning wood mind you.

Contract law.

I'm not one to complain or whine but this assignment got me doing that. Shit !!! So frustrating. But what does a Marine do? Shoot it twice in the chest and once in the head. I'm doing just that.

Reporting out.

Fuck terrorists !!

2008-11-27T08:23:00.000-08:00

What the hell are you guys fighting for ? For a separate state? For fun ? For religion ? To rid the world of infidels a.k.a white people ? Too bad. In my books, no amount of reasoning would condone deliberate and unsanctioned violence.

The Mumbai attacks were really uncalled for. 100++ dead and counting? This is not a fight. This is insanity at its peak. That's why i do support the war on terrorisn as much as that excuse being the most overrated one in history. But the attacks today justify its necessity. We need to get rid of mad motherfuckers like them. Murderers can be made to turn a new leaf. Sex offenders can be put on surveillance. Statutory offenders can be put to check. But can a terrorist do any of that ? No ! They're uncivilized and ignorant towards everything but their cause.

Kill them all. Burn every last one of them outta their caves. Violence is never nice. But sometimes it's a necessary evil. In fact, we progressed from violence. We didn't win wars through negotiations or tea parties but from men and women on the ground with guns blazing. Nothing came free. If freedom now would need us to burn every one of them to their deaths, then so be it. Even if they want their freedom, may the best fighter win.

The acts of insanity today proved two things. One, there are worse things out there than your everyday problems. Secondly, even in the heat of such catastrophic event, we still see some humanity and ordinary men doing extraordinary things. Perhaps its true that Winston Churchill once said that the best of a man comes out at times of war and conflict. I still have hope in humanity.

RIP to the dead. Respect to the brave people who rose to the occasion and gave all they had for the others. May India rise from such a siege on their nation.

Sources

http://edition.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/11/27/india.attacks/index.html

http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showthread.php?t=146823

Hoo-ah !!!

2008-11-23T22:53:00.001-08:00

Semper fi brother . . .

Semper fi . . The stuff brave men say to each other before heading out. I have to say, i've always harboured intentions to join the military. In particular, the US Marine Corps. Not just a regular military unit. To the lay person, it's just some guys in uniform following orders from the top. That's where people misconceive our men in uniform. Just so you know, Marines are different. Particularly, they're frontline troops that are charged in heading an amphibious assault on any enemy beachhead. Remember Normandy? Da Nang? Desert Storm? Yeah those were the guys you saw. Those are MARINES. Not Army, Navy or Air Force. MARINES. Moving at the front from the main strike force to deal the killing blow. Landing behind enemy lines and providing recon for command. One has to admit, it takes serious balls and discipline to do shit like that.

Of late i've been thinking to myself. I have so many deficiencies as to my character. Yes i've been soul searching again of late. So many trials and tribulations yet i never think of any of it as a barrier. I yearn for challenges. But then again, i know i can do better than i am now. Trying to understand what are my limiting beliefs. What i noticed that i'm missing is that hard man in me. That man that can totally stand up and openly say 'You're Wrong'. That man that can stare at death in the eye and tell him to bugger off and take a claymore to his other friends.

Yes ! I have looked at Marines. They really impress me. Not because of the guns or action they see. But because they're the standard of what a hard man is to me. They're the type of people who you can really trust and depend on not to run on you. Because they take pride in their roles. If it's one thing they protect most, it's their honor and duty. I want to be such a person. Not the mean streak killing machine (i wouldn't mind that thought). But the honorable person they are. Principles make a man who he is. Principles distinguishes a man from an animal. And standing for your principles shows how much of a real man you are within.

What's a man without his principles?

... A zombie

... A terrorist

... A blind wanderer

... A liar

I've seen so much of late and if there's one thing it has done is to really boost my confidence that no matter what the odds, i've been able to pull through. Seeing how these guys are, dayum i envy them. But the phrase that really got to me was one that said:

To quit, to surrender or to give up is to fail. A Recon Marine surpasses failure.

He exceeds the limit set by others.

And he achieves what others might only imagine.

I will surpass failure. I will exceed all the limits set. And i might just achieve what God could even imagine. Military history and doctrine has played a crucial role in my upbringing. Not some childhood fantasy but the honor in being the honorable role men used and still play . . . Warriors !

Semper fi! Hoo-ah!

(P/s: Semper fi is short for semper fidelis in Latin which means always faithful. The motto of the United States Marines Corps.)

Did you know ?

2008-08-03T07:20:00.000-07:00

Rape is constituted as the penile penetration of the vagina, anus or mouth. Rape can only be done by a man towards a woman.

In other words, rape is solely for women. WHAT THE FUCK MAN !!!

Yea i know, it's freaking bias. Even if a group of women were to 'rape' a guy (i pray to God that i'd be a victim of such an attack) it would only be waivered off as indecent assault. I'm sure some of you would be pondering what's the difference in labelling but you see, rape carries a higher sentence compared to indecent assault. In other words, where's the justice to them dudes that just got dicks stuffed into their butts ?

Isn't law fun ?

Chicken and Corona

2008-07-10T03:39:00.000-07:00

Do you know what's perfect after a tiring and resourceful day in uni ?

Fucking fried chicken, a bottle of Corona + lemon and some soulful disco hits. Serious shit, who doesn't like fried chicken ? Top that with a bottle of Southern gringo brew and some hits from the original era of music, you get a mouth orgasm on first bite.

Legal skills is the shiznet ya'll. Practical training for the real deal.

Thought of the day: Should the death penalty be abolished for drug traffickers ?

My view: Hell no. If yes, give me a better way for population control excluding war.

Different say, same shit

2008-07-09T03:44:00.000-07:00

Really, some people never change. In uni, you still get the same bunch of people you get from college. Maybe not all that good but bareable to a certain point.

LMS today was really fun. We've got a lecturer that reminded me of my Econs lecturer during SAM. Big, funny and certainly entertaining. Contract law on the other hand . . . the stuff the lecturer talked about was real cool but the lecturer made me sleepy. Really, i think this is the first time i've ever felt real drowsy to the point where my eyes just automatically shut. Talk about being charismatic and shit, half the peeps around me were having some shut eye session. Certainly not a good start.

The Start of A New Life

2008-07-08T04:54:00.000-07:00

Today being the day it is, 8th July 2008 hereto affixed to be the day my life takes a big change. I'm in uni so it's a big achievement i've even got into it. Most peeps my age would be working a double shift in McD's making ends meet so i'm pretty thankful.

It's the first time setting foot in an environment so different from previously. Thanks to an education system which always puts the spoon out for us, those days are long gone. College life can't be compared to this. You can't confine yourself to the security of 30 people to get used to your habits or tantrums. This time, it's more like 70 people and anyone gets first dibs so you can't be too picky with friends. It's either be happy or get fucked. * I'm glad there are a few Africans though. Really some interesting people. Compared to the traditional Chinese crowd we so often see flock to colleges/unis.*

So far the lecturers have proved to be impressive. The only way i could describe the criminal law lecturer is to being 'one-of-those-bitches-you-won't-want-to-mess-with-or-get-a-knife-up-your-ass' type of women. Real charismatic, assertive, confident and intimidating. The perfect equation for a law lecturer/lawyer. The consti & admin law lecturer on the other hand is one funny guy. Sarcasm together with being very vocal, he's one funny guy you'd expect to listen straight for 10 hours. The only person he'd strike me to be is of an opposition leader. You know, one of those small Chinese dudes who'd make you believe anything. A wonderful and lasting first impression.

But then again, the place sucks. It's dull and there's nothing much to do. So yea, i think it's the right place for me to do all that reading.

P/s: My average text book is freaking thick. The text book for consti & admin itself is slightly thicker than a phone directory. Imagine having 5 of those books together with add on references for materials, texts, charts and statutes. Not quite the profession people would dream of doing. Then again, what can't a karat macha do la ? LOL

Bang bang !!

2008-07-07T01:48:00.001-07:00

It's amazing how i can still keep my cool after all that's happened and just unfolding. Must be the 5 years of sounding and knuckles by the scouters. Only then i learned to shut up and take it in coz' everything's a lesson. Someday all that moulding and sounding would actually come to use. Now it is.

The mind boggling experience in my head's still going. I'd love to say why but i'll just blame the weather and the dog. Yea she's making me clean her poop during walks.

Here's a random thought. Girls aren't complicated. They just love making themselves complicated. No wonder men over in the States have spent their lives cultivating the art of social dynamics. To understand women. I've read about social dynamics and dayumm it's RIGHT to the bone.

P/s: Ya'll should read 'The Game'. Seriously it helps. Only for men though. You girls stay away. LOL

Down! Down! Down!

2008-07-06T00:53:00.000-07:00

It's been what ? 3 years ? Since i last went through an experience like this. The whole world goes out of focus. Everyday habits seem so irritating. Food tastes like sarin from Hitlers old Jew stockpile. Work has no importance. Home looks even more dreadful. The only people you wanna see are your close friends and family. Seriously for once in a long time, i really feel down. Fuck!

Not even 2 shisha pipes can cure this. Maybe weed ought to do the trick but . . . can't get it.

My head's running in circles. It's like a mix of frustration plus anger and a pinch of confusion. Add sleep deprivation to that equation and you get a weary feeling of awkwardness. Seriously my head is fucked up right now. Even my parents are like 'Must be the new house. You'll get used to it.' That and some other things, i think what the Astrology reading said was helluva true man. But i'm skeptical so to hell with it. I truly am a believer of what Keanu Reeves said in the movie Matrix .

Morpheus: Do you believe in fate ?
Neo: No.
Morpheus: Why not ?
Neo: Because i don't like the idea that i'm not in control of my life.

Amen to that with a capital A. Oh well, part and parcel of shit that happens. I'm off to fix it.

P/s: If any of you machas reading this, seriously i'm not turning gay OK. It's just one of those times where you get confused with the things going on around you. Except i don't tani or go to a bhagra club to let off steam. LOL

For you. . .

2008-06-30T04:47:00.000-07:00

I must say though, it's a first for me and the best gift by far.

I already ate a few but yea most of it is intact. Who do i need to thank ? This sweet girl. ;-p

Thank you Vivien Wong Jun Ee/Cincau/Sexyback. Really means a lot to me. Which is why i've got something for you too.

A hot guy for you to drool over. :-)

Rarrrrr!!! Asslan's back !!

2008-06-01T06:38:00.000-07:00

Finally after . . . 2 months of eluding this blog, i'm back. Yes everyone's blogging and it's the in thing rite. So i'm just gonna start it back. The past few months were boring as hell. Well for me of course. All i did was gym, dance, watch movie, mamak, gym, dance, *shake shake*, watch movie . . .and it repeats. How do you want me to blog about *shake shake*? No fun rite ?

Until of course one event that totally broke that blasphemous cycle. Interact Supercamp. Don't get me wrong, i'm kinda old for Interact events but i went as a Rotaractor. And i had one bloody good time there. Too bad for those who couldn't come. You just missed an equivalent of Missy Elliot, 2-Days of Freedom Fest, Recharge Revelation and Merdeka Parade. I think i'm too lazy to further elaborate the sequence of events in the camp so i'll sum it up for now.

It's the best Supercamp i've ever gone for. Better than my 2006 stint although there were no major pranks that took place this time. We had a 'rave' with actual P.A. and not computer speakers with woofers. LOL and to top things up, i actually enjoyed the activities this time around like REALLY enjoyed them. Must be coz' of the girl and guy ratio. ;p

On the sideline, i've met a wonderful bunch of new people. They're as crazy as hell and definitely something different from the regular BB guys i'm always with. I think i'm straighter now too. Believe it or not, i've been going out since the day i came back from Supercamp. How UBER is that ? LOL

Anyway, look out for some pictures for Supercamp and other stuff k ?

Action !!!

2008-03-07T02:26:00.000-08:00

Take one . . .
My former secondary school field has got to be one of the creepiest and darkest places at night. Seriously if an Indian dude were to stand in front of you, he'll be invisible. I can prove it. Check the video out :

Take two . . .

Have you seen angry dog ? As angry as a girl who just found out that she contracted crabs after having intercourse with a beggar. Well have a look at my dog. She's equivalent to Cloverfield.

There's nothing like having a handy N73 by your side . . . Especially when you're about to be attacked by a dog.

House

2008-03-03T08:21:00.000-08:00

I've been addicted to the likes of house music for the last few weeks. Daft Punk. Mondo Grosso. Stardust. Jean Roch. Basement Jaxx. Not that i ditched b-boying or old school hip-hop but somehow this genre's kinda chilling to listen to. No emo stuff and the beat is great.

I was searching on Youtube for some house videos and i found the music video for Mondo Grosso's 'BLZ'. It's fucking weird . . Like Japanese weird. Doesn't make any sense to me but screw that, i'm into the song.

Here's the video:

What's with the fat guy wearing a bra ? Why is everyone losing their minds ? But hell yea to the babe juggling her boobs. I like. Well somehow we can never understand the complex Gundam minds of Japanese people. They're light years away from the current mindset of the entire human population.

I punch you, and you fucking shoot me . . .

2008-02-25T09:19:00.001-08:00

I thought modern day gangsters were a bunch of stupid idiots for making some bad decisions in life. Being poor carbon copies of once venerable figures. Well now i think Muslim extremists are a bunch of donkheads. I'm sure the whole world knew about a story sometime back where a Danish cartoonist drew a FUNNY picture of Prophet Muhammad. Hey it's a joke , no big deal BUT NO some dudes who stayed in the cave too long decided to make a big hassle about it. They even threathened to kill the poor cartoonist but thank God jesus tipped off the guys back in Denmark. Now , guess what the Palestinians are up to ? . . .

Palestinian Militants Fire Qassam Rockets into Israel as a Punisment for The Danish Cartoons

Six rockets fired at western Negev since Sunday morning. After siege on Gaza and targeted killings, this time Qassams fired 'in response to Muhammad caricatures published in Denmark'

After the siege imposed on the Gaza Strip and the targeted killings, the Palestinian organizations have found a new reason for firing Qassam rockets on southern Israel: Cartoons published in Denmark denouncing Prophet Muhammad.

Six Qassams were fired from the northern Gaza Strip towards the western Negev since Sunday morning. All the rockets landed in open areas, without causing injuries or damage.

The Salah al-Din Brigades, the Popular Resistance Committees' military wing, claimed responsibility for firing the rockets. The organization's spokesman, Muhammad Abed al-Aal, told Ynet that the firing operation, dubbed "the lines of fire", was a response to the "crimes of the Israeli occupation against the Palestinians," but also "in response to the cartoons published in Denmark degrading the memory of Prophet Muhammad.

"The Palestinian resistance has committed to respond to the cartoons, and this is our initial response," he added.

Asked why the residents of Sderot and the Negev should pay the price for cartoons published in Denmark, Abed al-Aal responded, "The Jews have also hurt Islam and have also hurt the Koran in their prisons, as part of the plot to harm Islam and the memory and status of Prophet Muhammad.

"The Palestinian resistance will not let Israel's crimes and the smearing of Islam's symbols go unanswered," he said.

Addressing Sderot Mayor Eli Moyal's willingness to reach a ceasefire with Hamas, Abed al-Aal said that the only way for the residents of southern Israel to feel safe is to leave their houses and the entire area.

"We won't give them peace and security as long as they fail to stand up against their government and its aggressiveness, as long as one Palestinian child is suffering, and as long as there is one Zionist soldier on the land of Palestine," he said.

Denmark's five major daily newspapers republished on Wednesday one of the 12 drawings of the Prophet Muhammad which angered Muslims around the world, as a protest against a plot to murder one of the cartoonists.

Source:http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7...510605,00.html

OK i'll break it down. An independant European cartoonist drew a funny picture of your beloved prophet ? You couldn't understand the LOL in it so you decided to fire Qassams at your neighbour coz' you just don't like them ? Your neighbour didn't do anything to you except maybe tease your kids or so ?

This is beyond stupidity. This is madness. It just proves that extremists have poor justifications for their actions and they'll do whatever it takes just to get a punch at them Zionist dudes. I'm not a pro-Israeli person but c'mon man just because some cartoonist did his job and you punish the people closest to you instead. Get a life. Get some proper education man. Extremists are the living proof why education is a necessity as it helps develop your mind by stimulating it with up-to-date research and theories. Reading the Quran ain't gonna teach them everything they need to survive. Plus it's like a million years old and i find half the contents in there are irrelevant to todays society. I bet they don't even understand what's inside the Koran coz' they're fucking illiterate.

But i suppose by doing so, the extremists are indirectly saying ' We need Western occupation in the Middle East'. Well i'll support that. Capitalism helps relinquish poverty and unemployment. Plus you'll get MTV and Starbucks. Then we can go shopping for clothes instead of handouts by the UN.

GOD DAYUMMM !!!

2008-02-23T08:14:00.000-08:00

Justin Timberlake loves saying GOD DAYUMMMM ! in his songs. Noticed that. MJ loves to scream HEEHEEEEEH. Barry Gibb from the famous trio Bee Gees sings like a woman all the time. How do they do it ?

Well i've thought about it and they all share one thing in common . . .

Notice that in their videos or performance, they often hold or close off their groins? MJ holds it like a million times in all his dances. JT's version was obvious during the Lovedstone videoclip although it takes quite a stare to make it out. Barry Gibb puts his guitar over it. The result is a high pitched voice that scores all the chicks and guys just idolize them. Quite good heh ? I guess playing around or vibrating your nutsack actually affects the way you communicate. I guess there's some logic to it seeing how our nutsacks actually control the hormone levels in our bodies. Deprive the supply of hormones and you get a female voice. Let it all out and you'll be a rockstar. Maybe some medical dudes can look this up.

Balls

Either way, it feels great knowing God gave men a multipurpose nutsack. It's like a natural termometer when you're sick, keeps us balanced when we walk or playing a role as a natural gyroscope, and the newest . . . a natural guitar pedal. Don't you just love nuts ?

Rempit Sejati !1!1!1!

2008-02-19T08:49:00.000-08:00

To all the people i know. To those who don't , just check out my pictures on my Friendster or uber cool Facebook account. Do i look like a Malay to you ? Do i speak in any way which might trigger the thought that i'm Malay ? Well i'm not. But i'm not Chinese either. I'm of Western and Asian descent. Though not directly but the gene pool doesn't lie.

I went to the photoshop to get a few passport sized pictures for my HELP Uni application. Then the Chinese lady said 'Mau apa?'. Well to set things straight, i answered her in English saying i want to a few passport sized photos of meself ? Then she proceded to say 'Masuk dalam bilik'. OK I guess she just felt like talking Malay. While taking the photo, she continued speaking to me by saying 'Gambar siap esok pukul 5.' OK enough with the Malay, i felt offended she kept answering me in Malay when i answered her in perfect English. Then towards the counter, 'Empat keping ya? Sepuyuh ringgit'. Sepuyuh . . . . Sepuyuh. 10 pigeons ? Doncha' just love it when Chinese people speak broken Malay. Sounds like Wookie language.

Well i haven't been in the sun and already someone's thinking i'm Malay. I think i can join the Police and maybe be part of a task force to infiltrate Malay gangs. They won't even know i'm there. All i need is a bike.

Anyway happy 19th birthday to one fine bitch named Michael Chua. Woohooo group hug !!!

Pump it up vainpot !!

2008-02-18T08:42:00.000-08:00

Nothing beats hitting the gym after a full recovery of your muscles. There's just no way to explain the satisfaction you get when your muscles harden and shape up after pumping a 100++ repetitions of iron. I'm no musclehead but maybe the testosterone pumping screws up my head.

After attending the gym for so long, i've come to notice that it's not only a spot for breaking a sweat but also a huge vainpot hideaway. Hear this. It's the only place where you can publicly see guys actually flex their 'muscles' in front of the mirror. It's like they'll do 3 sets of any workout and spend like half an hour in front of the mirror checking themselves out. I've gotta admit, i do look at my muscles but not for half an hour. Then also i'll do it in private. I think these dudes need a lesson in biology coz' muscles don't grow in a minute or two and it takes months/years of hardwork to get a lean body. Some dudes actually think they'll get an Brad Pitt body with just bicep curls and bench presses. Too bad they fail to see the need to shed the excess fat. So the gym is accustom to 'abominations' that walk around with huge arms and FUCKING huge bellies. Talk about Humpty Dumty.

The ideal shape

You know what i mean by Abomination?

I've always abided to some rules while attending the gym. One of it is not to wear body hugging or sleeveless t-shirts unless you've got something to show off. I've got nothing to show YET so i'm always in perfectly-fine-fitting t-shirts. For some of the ignorant ones at the gym, it's a whole different story. You'll see guys who openly show their flabby tattooed arms. Yea that's very intimidating alrite. You can scare a lion with that. Then you'll have the Fat Bobs with Z sized cups showing it all. The peculiar thing is that these dudes make it seem like they're all into working out but they carry extremely light weights and their recovery periods are remarkebly LONG. Some of you may say that starters start out light but which guys sticks to 5kg dumbells for 6 months? I know ladies do that but that's perfectly fine seeing women aren't accustomed to buffed bodies. C'mon man, this show off attitude just ain't working in the gyms. I've got a problem with that so that's why i can always tell an avid chump just woking out to look good from one that's paying to get lucky with the MILF's at the gym. Man the dudes these days.

Oh yeah and when it comes to flexing muscles, i just saw one dude carry about 7.5 kg's doing bicep curls. The dude was like flexing it all away but it only looked like chunks of meat sticking to a bone. Seriously, skinny people shouldn't try flexing it. They only make it look like they're malnourished and the WFP ain't doing its job.

When i saw the dude flexing i was like . . . .

Ah the stories from the gym. Maybe the next time i'll snap a few photos of the strange sights at the gym.

Gangsta !!

2008-02-13T10:41:00.000-08:00

Have you ever done one of those essays in secondary school that sounds like ' kita harus membasmi kegiatan samseng atau buli ' ?I sure did. The common mentality we all had was that gangsters were bad and all they did was beat people up. Correct me if i'm wrong but wouldn't that be the work of a deranged junkie or depressed virgin ? I guess after watching the movie American Gangster, my perception about gangsters shifted quite a lot. I've seen local 'gangsters' but they don't quite hit the spot for a fearless figure in our society.

In the movie, Denzel Washington did a tremendous role in portraying the famous drug kingpin Frank Lucas during the early 70's (disco era). What he portrayed wasn't the typical gold chained, baggy dressed and stick totting muthafucka. Gangsters those times were seen with class and a sense of control of themselves. They'd walk around in flashy suits and act like how every other person on the street acts. The only thing that stands out is the way they project themselves in public that makes people lower their heads. An enlarged ego accompanies them anywhere they go. It's people like this that are feared for their ways. It's the ways they use to get what they want. Steal, kill, cheat, lie. At the same time, they command a great amount of respect for the achievements. I think it's the ways that separate a gangster from a billionaire.

Nothing so scary huh ?

Then again if you look at todays world , or Malaysia to be exact, you see nothing but poor copies of these once revered figures. You get high school kids running around and starting fights over petty things ( the worst i saw was over a girl). People deem themselves gangsters when the most they've ever achieved was NOTHING. No drugs, no firearms but empty words and fake personalities to save what's left of their tiny ego. So the next time some kid comes up to you and asks for your lunch money or food, give him/her a fucking cock punch. There's nothing worth to be scared off on our streets.

I know why !!!

2008-02-11T09:31:00.000-08:00

So came one of the many bore sessions i frequently endure as a result of bummerism. So i decided to continue my current read on ' The Rules of The Game' by Neil Strauss. Great book for people like me trying to up my social game with other homo sapiens. It's an even better read for loser (not even a glimmer of hope) guys who can't score a single female companion more or less come up with a great opener.

Then it came to one part which says, 'The world is what you think it is' as quoted from Serge Kahili King. It's the first of seven principles derived in his book entitled 'Mastering Your Inner Self: A Guide to The Huna Way', to help improve a persons take on life. That got me thinking about so many things. Why ain't i good at b-boying no matter how much i train? Why can't i hold eye contact with women? Why don't i have a girlfriend ? Why didn't i get laid ? How did dinosaurs have sex . . .

I thought it was uber cool when i first did it

The answer . . .

Coz' i keep undermining myself from the very beginning. I've always thought that i would never call myself good given the fact that people aren't keen on ego boosting. But perhaps that's been my downfall. The thought of not calling myself a b-boy in front of people until i've reached a certain level ( where i can do airflares and hopping airchairs) tooks its toll. My level of improvement never got up, beats are as hard to hit as they were when i just started. I can still consider myself a starter even after 2 years.

When it comes to women . . . . . . .

Let's just say after a few tries and 'crash & burn' situations, i really shyed away from the game. Add that to one 'memorable' year in college, i'd think twice about going after any female. But as i sit down and think it back, the reason why i burn most of the time goes back to basics . . I just didn't think i'd make it.

So i'm pretty much aware of my situation now. I ain't gonna sit around. I've started going around with all that b-boy attitude ( groin to face ;p) and gettin a lil' prepped for any future game. Maybe in time, you'll see me compete in BOTY or even dating some classy urbanite.

No crash and burn. Just a parachute this time.

I very excite, my first time

2008-02-10T08:21:00.000-08:00

Don't be fooled by the broken English. It's proven that people more often let their guards down to a being that appears harmless and unseasoned. Ever wondered why Borat gets away with it even after chastising the American anthem ?

I've blogged before and i've stopped and now i'm blogging again. Well seeing that 6 months of holiday for me won't do good for my intellectual side (physical's covered), i've decided to blog again for 'make benefit the glorious mind of mine'. Like the saying goes, the mind is a terrible thing to waste.

Besides, it's the year of the Rat according to the Lunar calendar so it's suppose to be good for the snake.
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I hope . . .