Friday, September 18, 2009
*This list is inexhaustible and open to changes.*
- Own a crazy sports car.
- Go skydiving.
- Do a striptease for a crowd of matured women.
- Party in Ibiza for a week during summer.
- Get a mansion only suitable for a drug kingpin or mafia boss.
- Get the lady i can live with and not one i'd wanna kill.
- Start a fight in a pub full of Royal Marines. (If you're interested perhaps we can embark on this in a group)
- Commit a crime.
- Appear on TV and the tabloids.
- Stalk and get stalked by the mythical bigfoot, yeti, orang pendek, yowie, mawas puaka, Nessie, chupacabra, Jersey Devil, Michigan Dogman, Thunder birds, orang minyak, bunyip, pontianak and any creature that fits into cyptozoology.
- Fight in a war.
- Perform charity work for any NGO.
- Join Greenpeace and ram a ship into any Japanese whaling vessels.
- Contribute towards the development of the Malaysian legal system.
- Defend an evil person in court.
- Moon a thousand people from the top of a building.
To Be Added . . .
R-E-S-T-E-K-P-A is Respect
K-Fatty -2:46 AM-
Monday, September 7, 2009
So i was on a local forum browsing around when i came upon a thread. The thread starter asked for opinions, when he's impliedly wanting solutions, on what to do when faced with a situation where your girlfriend has a bad habit of complaining about every single thing.
Of course every advice the forummers gave was the simple 'accomodate' her kinda thing. Here's my exact advice posted on the thread . . .
Tell her this . . .
Such a simple and effective advice. Yet it landed me a 3 day ban from the forum. Oh and the same moderator removed my forum signature which was a picture of a black man being chased by a hippo. What the fuck's wrong with that ? Oh and the moderator's a woman . . . Fucking tease . . .
Oh well epic win !! LOLOLOLOLOL
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K-Fatty -10:22 PM-
